The Aishwarya Rai and Abhiashek Bachchan is round the corner. Bhavna Chopra writes a rather funny article about the Aishwarya – Abhishek story by using Munna and Circuit as her means for narration.
Munnabhai: Circuit.. to tell you the truth I have heard of Romeo Juliet, Heer Ranjha, Soni Mahival but who the hell are Abhi Ash ?
Circuit : What Bhai you don’t know about Abhi-Ash? .. akhaa Mumbai mei shaadi ka dhol beating, celebrities fighting to be invited to their grand wedding and you now asking Who Abhi-Ash? ..
Munnabhai : So .. what’s the big deal you can still tell me ..
Circuit : hmmm.. looks like I got to tell you the full isstory from scratch … Ok there was this very beautiphool blue eyed girl.. who eventually became Miss world.. The day she stepped into apna good old Bollywood, from then on every fan’s heart, sorry man’s heart she started ruling! Her phirst movie was with Sunny paaji’s small brother Bobby Deol.. all that Dole-shole …
Munnabhai : Aur Pyar ho gaya??
Circuit: Nahi Bhai…not with him but 2-3 films later she did a film with apna Style Bhai Salman Khan, aur usko dekh kar tab wo boli ‘Hum Dil De chukke Sanam’ While they were dating, Salman was on saatvaa asmaan (seventh heaven) and everywhere he was heard saying “Maine pyar kiya” , Pyar kiya toh darna kya, Jab pyar kissi se hota Hai, toh kuch kuch hota hai and what not, but jaise hi break up happening, he was heard crying ‘Main pyaar KYUN kiya”.
Munnabhai : Circuit I tell you .. Just like the word ‘Love’ is so short, bole toh …’Dhai akshar prem ke” similar to the word is the duration of all love stories..
Circuit – No bhai…here there is kahaani mein twist .. you toh know our sallu Saajan is a real Baaghi and him thinking of Ash- Bhabi as a ‘Sanam Bewafaa”, he created full on drama…from getting volatile to violent …But still Ash survived